About Me

22. California. My sense of humor has gotten me in trouble more than a few times. I’m fucking up until I get life right.


I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. But please, call me Khai.

I make a lot of Trigun references.

I’m also sort of a one man band project called ‘Take Care Of Knives.’ I like to smile and I’m absolutely in love with you.

Now that you’ve read this, we’re totes getting married.

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